Get your swear on with this 2023 A Daily Dose of Zero F*cks Calendar, The swearing calendar, and keep it real! Featuring 365 hilarious profanity-filled days and bold, colorfully designed pages, this calendar makes a great sarcastic gift, white elephant gag gift, Christmas stocking stuffer, or white elephant gift for adults.
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Please Don’t Do Coke In The Bathroom Neon Sign
By setting the state of mind with this “Don’t Do Coke In The Bathroom” LED sign, you are ensuring your visitors will hit the slants during their restroom breaks. The sign is available in four sizes ...
Giant Bread Loaf Pillow
This funny and giant bread loaf pillow will help you sleep peacefully. It has a cool and hilarious design. It is entirely made of soft and quality cotton, which makes it ideal for both the bedroom and living room ...
The Book of General Ignorance
With this book of general ignorance, they can forget everything they’ve ever been taught in school. Did you know that the largest living thing on Earth is the mushroom?
The F Bomb Paperweight
When they say nothing at all, this paperweight will say it best. A great gift for a coworker who gets into trouble for dropping the F-Bomb at work.
Retirement Countdown Timer
It’s a fun way to know exactly when it’s time to retire! Use this desktop countdown clock to count down the hours, minutes, and seconds. Co-workers, friends, or family who are looking forward to retirement ...
To the Moon: The Tallest Coloring Book in the World
Take a trip to the moon with the longest fold-out 5ft tall coloring book in the world! Color a tower that reaches the moon from the top of your house all the way down to the ground, past dragons, witches, spaceports, ...
Ben & Jerry Ice Cream Pint Lock
An ice-cream addict will appreciate this gag gift, as it will keep their stash safe from sharing. This Euphori-Lock fits on top of a Ben & Jerry’s pint carton with its own dedicated code, just like Phish ...
Gift Not Included Batteries
Most people do not include batteries with their gifts. Don’t be like everyone else and give the gift of batteries with no gift included! You’ll get 2 AA batteries and, of course, no gift.
Foldable Bathtub
You can have a spa experience in the comfort of your own home with this foldable bathtub. Spa treatments can easily be done at home, regardless of whether you have a bathtub for that purpose. It measures 54 inches ...
Great White Shark Socks
Are you looking for handmade socks? Your feet will stay warm all winter long with these funny slipper Great White Shark Socks. One size fits all!
The Squid Game Card
Send this Squid Game Card to someone who needs money😂 😂! A series of three simple geometric shapes—a circle, triangle, and square. The perfect gift to make your friend debt-free.
Freddy Krueger Wood Burner Fire Pit
Freddy’s coming for you – the wood burner fire pit of your nightmares. Inspired by the terrifying character from ‘A Nightmare on Elm Street,’ the wood-burning Freddy Krueger comes complete with the ...