Get your swear on with this 2023 A Daily Dose of Zero F*cks Calendar, The swearing calendar, and keep it real! Featuring 365 hilarious profanity-filled days and bold, colorfully designed pages, this calendar...
It’s chicken wings soap, of course. If you don’t have a secret santa gift for men, this makes a great stocking stuffer for you. This is a great gift for the man or...
This giant switchblade has a 2.5-foot blade, and releases with a push of a button. You will probably be knocked over by the force of the blade, which measures 14 inches from the...
You can now purchase your favorite TABASCO® hot pepper sauce in a gallon-size glass jug! All 7 flavors are available in gallon sizes: Original Red, Green Jalapeno, Chipotle, Garlic Pepper, Habanero, Buffalo Style...
This Bag of Weed Pillow will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine while lounging around the house. Designed to look like a ginormous zip-lock bag filled with dank green nugs, this...
You’ll never forget your keys with this Flipping Middle Finger Key Hanger! “F*uck You” Finger Keyholder. Originating in the Middle Ages, the sign was used by English archers. Bows used by English archers...
Buy reading Space Is Cool as Fuck book will give you a deeper understanding of the universe we live in. There are more than 50 chapters in this fascinating read, so you’ll find...
Get cozy with an oversized pen*s blanket complete with ‘footsticles’! Wrap this Penis shaped blanket with a hoodie around your feet, then stretch it back and lie on your body. The blanket will...
Have you ever been pranked with jelly beans or peanuts? When they open the can, a giant snake leaps out? The ISAKOK Penis Prank C*ck Canon exactly the same thing, but instead of...
What could be more creepy than this Demon creepy hands bookmark as a bookmark for scary books? Use this bookmark to scare off those who wish to peek into your book or to...
This Surfer Dude Alien statue channels his inner Jeff Spicoli to grab some tasty waves and catch some rays near your favorite pool, pond or patio. The sculpture features a glassy-eyed surfer dude...
These hilarious NSFW marshmallows and hot dog roasting sticks are awesome after the kids go to bed. Your bonfire or camping party will be full of laughter with these men and women roasting...
Getting tired of coloring with “blue” and “burnt sienna”? Yeah, us too. Get yourself some Offensive Crayons. We’ve dropped the safe colors like “goldenrod” and “violet.” Now we’ve got “suspicious cold sore red”...
Make the air reverberate with sounds from the past by blowing into this 3-D-printed Jurassic Park functional velociraptor chamber. The velociraptor skulls are equipped with strategically placed openings to help you create melodic...
The Mini Fire Extinguisher Refillable Lighter is a MUST have! This mini fire extinguisher lighter will impress your friends. The fire extinguisher is actually a lighter perfect for cigars & cigs! The lighter...
A monster lint ball pulled from the deep crater of the belly button is the greatest feeling in the world, right? Maybe not. With these new mini Belly button lint brushes, you can...
What a strange time we live in! It’s a 1000 piece toilet paper jigsaw puzzle that’s just as challenging as finding toilet paper in March of 2020, but way more fun. Take breaks...
Whether it’s the original Toblerone or any other chocolate bar, the experience is always tainted by the sadness of knowing that it will soon be over. I wish candy bars lasted longer. Candy...
No matter how big a fan you are of The Rock, you need a Rocktopus. A fantastic gift idea for any occasion, the 3D-printed toy is made from biodegradable PLA and is available...
It’s unlikely that you’ve had anything quite like Lester’s Fixins Food Sodas. These Crazy Food Flavored Soda’s are delicious gourmet beverages that are crafted to taste exactly like popular foods such as bacon...
I think this butt beads sink plug takes the cake! Are those butts on it? Does it have the plug pull beads coming out of said butt? Absolutely!
In five seconds, name three things, Now! This 5 Second Rule Uncensored Board Game is similar to the original, but it’s NSFW, funny, uncensored, and adult-oriented. You have got five seconds to delve...
Impress your dear ones with these naughty greeting postcards that are funny, creative, and next-level hilarious. Feel free to write a naughty message inside to frighten the Sh*t out of them, I’m sure...
You’ve never seen this hamburger lingerie like this before! The Cheeseburger Lingerie Set from the Sexy Burger offers everything you could ever dream of, whether it’s a glamorous hamburger costume, some bling, or...
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