Get your swear on with this 2023 A Daily Dose of Zero F*cks Calendar, The swearing calendar, and keep it real! Featuring 365 hilarious profanity-filled days and bold, colorfully designed pages, this calendar makes a great sarcastic gift, white elephant gag gift, Christmas stocking stuffer, or white elephant gift for adults.
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