Getting tired of coloring with “blue” and “burnt sienna”? Yeah, us too. Get yourself some Offensive Crayons. We’ve dropped the safe colors like “goldenrod” and “violet.” Now we’ve got “suspicious cold sore red” and “privilege” (exclusively for Caucasian buyers, of course). Get rid of your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades. 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find. Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them “organic”.
You may also enjoy spending all your money on...
Libratone Zipp WiF-Fi Speaker
Bring home an amazing sound experience with Libratone Zipp WiF-Fi Speaker with mind-blowing 360° FullRoom sound no matter where in your home you take it. It comes with incredible 12 Hour Playtime, With Airplay2 and ...
The Extreme Fart Filter
This fart filter is for those really embarrassing moments when you have to take some air out. Makes a great gag gift or a birthday gift.
Star Wars Schematics Hawaiian Shirt
This Star Wars Schematics Hawaiian Shirt is from the dark side of the Force, wear it at your next hot meat grilling bbq party while sipping some bloody marry.
Grand Canyon Whiskey Glass
This Grand Canyon Whiskey Glass features a unique mountain range design running along the side of the glasses. The mountainside rocks and stone design gently aerate the whiskey by mixing it with air.
Zombie Brain Cupcake Soap
Get your brains back in the morning by washing yourself with this Zombie brain cupcake soap. This brain soap is sure to bring a chuckle and lighten up your mood. Each brainy cupcake soap is handmade and drizzled in ...
Star Wars Death Star USB Wall Charger
Charge up your phone by plugging into this Star Wars Death Star USB wall charger from the dark side. The death star lights up when receiving power from the grounded outlet. It features 2 USB ports for simultaneous ...
Breaking Bad Let’s Cook Wooden Spoon
This breaking bad let’s cook wooden spoon is for a geek who loves to make delicious food concoctions. The spoon is engraved with the saying ‘Let’s Cook’ in chemistry periodic table elements. ...
Feet & Hands Casting Kit
Keep precious fun memorable moments alive in the future by casting your’s or your loved ones hands and feet by using this Feet & Hands Casting Kit. This casting mold gives an intricate detail of your hand ...
Rainbow D*ck Candle
We are not sure what your lasting time is but this huge Rainbow D*ck Candle can last for long. With a height of 18cm and can simulate for hours. BTW depends on the heat burning usage. The choice is yours how long you ...
Pink Flamingo Retro LED Light
Your Miami vacation just got sorted out in house with this Pink Flamingo Retro LED Light! Just place the Flamingo Neon Light Sign in any standard wall socket and watch the flamingo glow bright pink. The Pink Flamingo ...
Toilet Golf Game Mat
Did you know you can actually play golf by sitting on your poo seat by placing this Toilet Golf Game Mat? No right? On this, the crappiest golfer improves their putting balls while pulling double duty and answering ...
Cord Wrap Leather Cable Organizer
Perfectly organize your tangled cables neatly in this cord wrap leather cable organizer. The cable organizer has a smart design and is made of beautiful soft leather. It can easily fit 2 charging adapters and has 3 ...