Getting tired of coloring with “blue” and “burnt sienna”? Yeah, us too. Get yourself some Offensive Crayons. We’ve dropped the safe colors like “goldenrod” and “violet.” Now we’ve got “suspicious cold sore red” and “privilege” (exclusively for Caucasian buyers, of course). Get rid of your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades. 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find. Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them “organic”.
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- May 28, 2023
GRID Game Boy Wall Artwork
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- December 3, 2021
Plant Urinal – Create Hilarious Memories
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- March 16, 2022
Portable Folding Camping Sleeping Bed
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- May 11, 2022
Paracord Grenade with Survival Kit
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- January 9, 2022
Padded Floating Chaise Lounge Pool Float
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- May 25, 2024
The Inflatable Yacht Dock
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- February 26, 2023
French Bakery Desk Comfort Set
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- August 30, 2023
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- December 12, 2023
Standard’s Quirky Pool Noodles
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- March 30, 2023
WTF Report Notes Pad
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- February 2, 2022
Viking Barbarian Fur Mantle
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- January 4, 2022
Plan Station Portable Standing Desk
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- May 8, 2022
Pistol Whiskey Gun Decanter & Pistol Shot Glasses Set
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- April 27, 2023
Bedside Lamp with Wireless Charger
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- July 17, 2023