Getting tired of coloring with “blue” and “burnt sienna”? Yeah, us too. Get yourself some Offensive Crayons. We’ve dropped the safe colors like “goldenrod” and “violet.” Now we’ve got “suspicious cold sore red” and “privilege” (exclusively for Caucasian buyers, of course). Get rid of your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades. 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find. Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them “organic”.
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