Getting tired of coloring with “blue” and “burnt sienna”? Yeah, us too. Get yourself some Offensive Crayons. We’ve dropped the safe colors like “goldenrod” and “violet.” Now we’ve got “suspicious cold sore red” and “privilege” (exclusively for Caucasian buyers, of course). Get rid of your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades. 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find. Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them “organic”.
Nintendo Baby Teethers
Level up your baby’s teething game with Nintendo Baby Teethers! These adorable, game-inspired chew toys provide relief & entertainment for your little gamer-in-training. Finally, a way...
- April 16, 2023
Snarky Daily Pen Set
Get ready to add some snark to your writing with the Snarky Daily Pen Set of 7! These pens are so funny, you’ll forget you’re actually...
- April 19, 2023
Grilltop Flameless Smoker Cylinder
This Grilltop Flameless Smoker Cylinder creates savory smoke for meats without creating flames or requiring access beneath a grill top. The stainless steel smoker produces up...
- April 27, 2022
Blink Outdoor 4 Floodlight Camera
Boost your home’s safety with the Blink Outdoor 4 Floodlight Camera. Enjoy cool features like 700-lumen brightness, 1080p HD live view, enhanced motion detection, and 2-way...
- October 4, 2023
The Dope Plush Pillow
You’ll only get the best buds for your best buds when you GET LIT YOUR BUD’s PAW. No more alone time! This Dope Plush Pillow is...
- May 18, 2022
Segway GT1 Super Electric Scooter
Ride with style on the Segway Super Electric Scooter GT1 long-range scooter. With a top speed of 37.3 mph and a range of 43.5 miles, this...
- December 13, 2022
Steampunk Giant Octopus Figurine
This Steampunk Giant Octopus Figurine will make a great addition to any steampunk fanatic’s decor. Made of resin, the sculpt on this rusty cephalopod is rather...
- April 28, 2022
The Middle Finger Candle
Show your affection with this fun Middle Finger Candle and let someone know how you really feel. Your loved one will cherish this middle finger candle...
- May 4, 2021
Tabasco Sauce Gallon Jugs
You can now purchase your favorite TABASCO® hot pepper sauce in a gallon-size glass jug! All 7 flavors are available in gallon sizes: Original Red, Green...
- November 18, 2022
Strap On Condiment Fork
Dive into your favorite snacks without the mess using the Strap On Condiment Fork. Expertly designed to fit over most jar tops, it ensures quick and...
- August 12, 2023
Redneck Backscratcher
A good back scratch is a great feeling, but what if it’s in a place that can’t be reached? This gag Redneck backscratcher will help them...
- November 24, 2021
Mood Decider Dice
Are you tired of making tough decisions? Let the Mood Decider Dice take the stress out of your choices. This unique dice is designed to bring...
- June 23, 2023
Giant Beach Ball
Size matters when it comes to toys. When you play with the giant beach ball this summer at the beach, you’ll have the time of your...
- May 29, 2022
Periodic Table With Real Elements Display
The periodic table of elements display will appeal to any science enthusiast. Through a clear acrylic block, you can view 83 individual elements samples.
- December 12, 2022
I Paused My Game to Be Here Tee
This ‘I Paused My Game to Be Here Tee’ t-shirt is essential for gamers who eat, sleep, and dream gaming. It comes in a casual sport...
- November 11, 2021