Getting tired of coloring with “blue” and “burnt sienna”? Yeah, us too. Get yourself some Offensive Crayons. We’ve dropped the safe colors like “goldenrod” and “violet.” Now we’ve got “suspicious cold sore red” and “privilege” (exclusively for Caucasian buyers, of course). Get rid of your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades. 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find. Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them “organic”.
Tic Tac Toe Toilet Paper Holder
Transform bathroom breaks into fun-filled moments with the cool Tic Tac Toe Toilet Paper Holder! Add a touch of humor to your restroom, as you keep...
- April 23, 2023
Daisy Duke Ripped Denim Shorts
These daisy dukes ripped denim shorts for women are cool and will make you stand out. These cotton shorts have a cool print. Aside from its...
- April 28, 2022
Middle Finger Cookie Cutter
Bake a statement with the Middle Finger Cookie Cutter! This audacious bakery accessory brings fun and a dash of defiance to your cookie dough. It’s the...
- July 17, 2023
NoCry Home & Gardening Knee Pads
If you are on your knees, make sure you have a pair of NoCry home and gardening knee pads. For maximum comfort, they are made with...
- May 16, 2022
Original Tamagotchi
Yes, Tamagotchis do exist. Children of the 1990s will recognize this version of the ubiquitous egg-shaped virtual pet. The new model differs from the older version,...
- May 11, 2022
Futuristic Cyberpunk LED Mask
Dive into the future with this Cyberpunk LED Mask. Equipped with dual LED lights featuring 5 modes, it’s controlled via a Bluetooth-connected APP for custom graphics...
- August 30, 2023
AirTag Card holder Wallet
Upgrade your everyday carry with the Ekster Aluminum Cardholder, a sleek and secure solution to your wallet needs. This cardholder is equipped with RFID blocking technology...
- May 25, 2024
Smokist Smoking Pouch for Grill
The Smokist Smoking Pouch lets you infuse meats, poultry, fish, and vegetables with aromatic and flavorful wood smoke on the grill. Made from fine mesh 304...
- February 24, 2022
Did I Just Sh*t My Pants Wipes
If sh*t ever happens to you, Shit My Pants Wipes can help. Make sure you’re prepared, whether it’s at work, in the supermarket, at the bar,...
- January 4, 2022
Star Wars Stormtrooper Voice Changer Helmet
Embrace the power of the Dark Side with the Star Wars Stormtrooper Voice Changer Helmet. This movie-accurate helmet is a must-have for cosplayers seeking an authentic...
- June 4, 2023
Portable Pizza Pouch
The Portable Pizza Pouch is a brilliant invention that lets you seal up your pizza so that it won’t stain your clothes. If you love pizza,...
- March 7, 2022
Oakywood Apple Charging Station
With the Oakywood Apple Charging Station, you can charge your iPhone and Apple Watch at the same time. It firmly holds your Apple Watch in place...
- January 21, 2022
Breaking Bad Bath Salts
Be a badass like Heisenberg and sprinkle some of these breaking bad bath salts when you soak next. These blue crystals are not to be used...
- January 20, 2021
Minecraft Color Changing Potion Bottle
Decorate your geek lifestyle with this Minecraft Color Changing Potion Bottle. As it lights up, it changes between indigo, light blue, cyan, green, peach, yellow, red,...
- December 14, 2022
After Dinner Willies
These adorable dinky dongs After Dinner Willies might be small, but they still deliver where it counts. What else can you ask for? They’re thick, hard,...
- February 6, 2022