Getting tired of coloring with “blue” and “burnt sienna”? Yeah, us too. Get yourself some Offensive Crayons. We’ve dropped the safe colors like “goldenrod” and “violet.” Now we’ve got “suspicious cold sore red” and “privilege” (exclusively for Caucasian buyers, of course). Get rid of your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades. 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find. Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them “organic”.
Wall Mounted Can Crusher
The Wall Mounted Can Crusher will crush your soda cans and beer cans while hanging at a convenient height on your wall! You can easily and...
- April 10, 2022
Fried Egg On A Nail
Transform your wall into a visual feast with this unique Fried Egg On A Nail. Each piece is a one-of-a-kind resin casting, hand-painted to create an...
- July 17, 2023
Snap N Strain Pot Strainer
Revolutionize your cooking with the Snap N Strain Pot Strainer. This unique kitchen accessory, unlike conventional strainers and colanders, clips easily onto any size round pots,...
- August 6, 2023
Giant Santa Claus and Snowman Archway Inflatable
Bring this 8-foot-tall Christmas Santa Claus and welcome snowman inflatable arch to decorate your home and yard. The Christmas inflatable archway is the perfect Christmas outdoor...
- November 13, 2022
Airzooka Air Blaster
A bazooka is every guy’s dream. The Airzooka Air Blaster is the closest thing you can legally get. You can blast air bursts up to 40...
- August 4, 2021
The Invisible Puzzle
Just when you thought jigsaw puzzles couldn’t be more confusing, along comes the Invisi-Puzzle! You’re guaranteed to lose your patience with this infuriating invisible puzzle made...
- March 7, 2022
Magnetic Finger Glove
The Magnetic Finger Glove has a powerful magnet in the tip, it is designed for holding and retrieving small ferrous metal objects precisely. Excellent for tight-fitting...
- November 22, 2021
Beverage Life Vest
Drinking ice-cold beverage in the heat is a lifesaver. Beverage Life Vest will help keep your drink from becoming lukewarm and lifeless. With double insulation, this...
- May 8, 2022
Saucemoto Car Sauce Holder
Upgrade your on-the-go dining with the Saucemoto Car Sauce Holder! No more messy spills or lost sauce packets – simply clip, dip, and enjoy! It’s the...
- April 16, 2023
Portable Projector Case for iPhone
Do you want to use your iPhone as a projector? The Portable Projector Case for iPhone can do just that. The phone case projector can display...
- May 2, 2021
Pokeboms Pokemon Bath Bomb Balls
With these amazing Pokeboms, you can jump into the bathtub like a Pokeball after a long day of finding Pokemon characters! Made by hand, these Pokemon...
- July 18, 2021
Rubber Band Machine Gun
The Rubber Band Machine Gun will bring rubber band warfare to a whole new level in any setting. With seventeen barrels holding rubber bands, this wooden,...
- November 18, 2022
Frenchie the Bulldog Cheese Board
Introducing “Frenchie the Bulldog” Cheese Board, the most adorable addition to any snack time or gathering. This French Bulldog-inspired serving platter is not just a cheese...
- March 1, 2024
Pineapple Express Stash Pillowcase
This is for the one who loves Pineapple express, this Pineapple Express Stash Pillowcase almost looks like the real thing – a huge bag of weed....
- March 5, 2021
Glowing Minecraft Ore Keycap
When you have this sparkling keycap on your mechanical keyboard, there’s no compelling reason to go mining for significant Minecraft minerals. This nerdy addition is made...
- December 1, 2021