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After Dinner Willies
These adorable dinky dongs After Dinner Willies might be small, but they still deliver where it counts. What else can you ask for? They’re thick, hard, and their balls are completely shaved. It’s just like ...
$12.00
What the F*@# Should I Make for Dinner? Book
Can’t decide what to have for dinner? A spiral hardcover book by Zach Golden, “What The F*@# Should I Eat For Dinner”, walks through 50 popular, yet unique, dinner options. To decide what to eat, ...
$7.97
Pee My Plants Decorative Plant Accessory
With laser-like precision, the ‘Pee My Plants’ decorative plant accessory, plant watering buddy will channel the water into the right corners and nooks of plants. Your little buddy will direct the water to ...
$28.00
Donut Scented Wax Melts
These Donut-scented wax melts will give you a sweet treat without adding to your waistline. It comes in flavors such as maple bacon, chocolate sprinkles, and vanilla glaze, and has a remarkably lifelike appearance..
$30.00
Personalized Gift Wrapping Paper
It is unthinkable to just walk into a party with a gift wrapped in anything other than this Personalized Gift Wrapping Paper – ‘Your Face’. With this funny wrapping paper, your gift will have a curb ...
$16.00
Breo Electric Hand Massager
The Breo electric hand massager will relieve your hands of the strain you put them through every day. The intelligent air pressure simulates reflexology-like kneading. As a result of this, your blood circulation is ...
$79.99
Portable Pizza Pouch
The Portable Pizza Pouch is a brilliant invention that lets you seal up your pizza so that it won’t stain your clothes. If you love pizza, then this pizza pouch necklace is perfect for you. Wear your pizza with ...
$7.49
Taco Bell Miniature Bag
Freaking cool taco bell miniature bag for that taco lover you know! *tacos not included* :'(.
$12.00
Neutralizing Fart Pads
Get rid of the unpleasant odors caused by farting with the best fart neutralizing pad on the market. With one in your underwear, you’re prepared for a chili cook-off or a buffet of Indian food. Subtle Butt is a ...
$12.99
Plant Urinal – Create Hilarious Memories
This funny box is sure to fool your friends until they discover the real gift inside. The Plant Urinal is one of the most popular pranks for those with green thumbs or small bladders in the US.
$8.99
Surfer Dude Alien Statue
This Surfer Dude Alien statue channels his inner Jeff Spicoli to grab some tasty waves and catch some rays near your favorite pool, pond or patio. The sculpture features a glassy-eyed surfer dude and a pair of rad, ...
$29.95
The Poop Knife
The Poop Knife will change the way you drop your $h*t forever. In a matter of seconds, this metal reinforced and silicone wrapped poop cutter will chop through the sewer snakes that need an extra hand down.
$19.95