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Don’t Speak! Coffee Mug
This Don’t Speak! Coffee Mug is the perfect gag gift for women who don’t want to shout! Here’s the mug for your mother or wife if they need their coffee before the conversation. White lettering makes it ...
$14.99
Shiatsu Back Shoulder and Neck Massager
Exercise and stress can both cause painful muscle knots, aches, and pains. This Shiatsu back, shoulder, and Neck Massager will relieve your discomfort. With 8 massage nodes and infrared heat, this device uses kneading ...
$45.99
Schrodinger’s Cat In A Box Thought Experiment
With quantum mechanics, Schrodinger’s Cat Experiment is based on the observation that a cat is both alive and dead at the same time until the box is opened and observed. To begin with, the more important ...
$12.00
Brain Bookends
If you have the books then you have the brains. This set of two brain bookends makes a great gift for any brain enthusiast. They may be used as decorative paperweights or on their own as eye-catching tabletop ...
$24.99
Ship in a Bottle Decanter
The Ship in a Bottle Decanter is handmade from borosilicate glass and is the perfect way to display your favorite drink. You’ll also find a cork stopper to give you that satisfying snap every time you open it to ...
$70.00
Please Don’t Do Coke In The Bathroom Neon Sign
By setting the state of mind with this “Don’t Do Coke In The Bathroom” LED sign, you are ensuring your visitors will hit the slants during their restroom breaks. The sign is available in four sizes ...
$184.99
Giant Bread Loaf Pillow
This funny and giant bread loaf pillow will help you sleep peacefully. It has a cool and hilarious design. It is entirely made of soft and quality cotton, which makes it ideal for both the bedroom and living room ...
$29.18
The Book of General Ignorance
With this book of general ignorance, they can forget everything they’ve ever been taught in school. Did you know that the largest living thing on Earth is the mushroom?
$12.99
LED Flashlight Gloves
LED Flashlight Gloves – When you can wear the flashlight on your hands, there’s no need to say, “hand me the flashlight.”
$14.99
Retirement Countdown Timer
It’s a fun way to know exactly when it’s time to retire! Use this desktop countdown clock to count down the hours, minutes, and seconds. Co-workers, friends, or family who are looking forward to retirement ...
$19.95
Ben & Jerry Ice Cream Pint Lock
An ice-cream addict will appreciate this gag gift, as it will keep their stash safe from sharing. This Euphori-Lock fits on top of a Ben & Jerry’s pint carton with its own dedicated code, just like Phish ...
$13.99
Gift Not Included Batteries
Most people do not include batteries with their gifts. Don’t be like everyone else and give the gift of batteries with no gift included! You’ll get 2 AA batteries and, of course, no gift.
$7.50