Can’t decide what to have for dinner? A spiral hardcover book by Zach Golden, “What The F*@# Should I Eat For Dinner”, walks through 50 popular, yet unique, dinner options.
To decide what to eat, simply pick a random page from the book, or begin from the very beginning and work your way through.
With options on every page for another f**k dinner idea, it functions like a “Choose Your Own Adventure” cookbook.
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