You can be that giant grasshopper eating this Giant Carrot Pillow while curling your legs around it. This huge carrot pillow is 6ft tall from tip to tail and weighs around 3 pounds. Huggable all day and night as its made of super-soft orange fleece and filled with fibers.
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Heart-Shaped Incense Burner
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These hilarious NSFW marshmallows and hot dog roasting sticks are awesome after the kids go to bed. Your bonfire or camping party will be full of laughter with these men and women roasting sticks. I’m sure no ...
Rebel Scum Welcome Doormat
Greeting your visitors with this “Rebel Scum Welcome” doormat will let them know your home is a safe space. The handcrafted piece is available in two sizes and can be used indoors and outdoors.
Expandable Garage Shelves
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Huggable Heated Womb UTERUS
Feel pampered with this ultra-soft Huggable Heated Womb Utrerus and enjoy its soothing lavender scent. It has fallopian tubes, ovaries, and a very cheeky smile. To relieve those painful cramps, you can heat up this ...
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The Totally Awesome Book of Useless Information
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